ooc: good to be back in the saddle folks!!
Myra sighed as she looked at the planet before her. It looked worse
that the last. a dump. She disappointedly glanced over to
Schwenk. "Geez isn't there anywhere else better then this?"
"Seems like you cats hide out in all the garbage cans!" he
sniggered.
"Hmm. how original" she shoot back.
"Have to keep them easy for you my dear" he feigned a smile
" and don't forget about you!" Myra smiled.
"Well, honestly! How can we murder all those people in a small
town, surrounded by Thundercats and still get clean away? Such
inspirational leadership....bloody hell. Says an awful lot about
your people!" he sneered "no disrespect of course!"
"of course" Myra sneered.
"Simple leaders for simple folk I guess. Wouldn't know how to solve
crime if it jumped up and bit them on the arse!"
Myra rolled her eyes. "Insulting? it nearly was."
"Oh? Getting a thick skin are we...clearly I'm not trying hard
enough" he went over and stood behind Myra, then he started running
his fingers through her hair.
Myra purred a little in response. "I have go used to it. believe or
not I don't want a repeat of last time I got offended by your
remarks"
"You get offended so easily though....still, can't be easy being an
inferior species, huh?" he walked back to his chair, whistling a
plain little tune, waiting for a response...he would get one, sooner
or later.
"not as easy as being a monkey I'm sure" she said, leaning back in
her chair.
"Really? At least we've lost the fur and gained a bigger brain!" he
snorted
"pity you still haven't figured out how to use it" Myra laughed. He
fell into that one.
"Oh very good, stripey...what's next? Comparing families?"
"I was thinking of something like that yeah why not?" Myra
continued to laugh.
Schwenk was confused....normally Myra hated talking about
families. "No...you're alright this time" he said quietly, hoping
the matter was ended.
Myra laughed harder. "Geez Schwenk. I that is this the first time I
have won one these little games you like to play SO much"
"I don't think it's worth making you cry again, it'll be weeks
before you recover"
"more like you"
"Thanks gorgeous!"
"Your welcome sweet thing!"
"Where are you gonna land us? I'm guessing it has to be in the open
somewhere, otherwise you'll only scratch the paintwork, I know what
you're like! Being a woman AND a stinkin' cat" he said with a
straight face.
".........yawn" Myra said pretending to yawn.
"Yeah...cats are always asleep aren't they." he screwed up a piece
of paper and threw it at Myra, he smiled as it hit her on the head.
Myra shoot him a cold look. She began to descend the ship. She
causally readied her staff and sneaked a blade of her staff. She
flung it and landed in between Schwenk's legs just in front of his
crotch. "As well as monkeys. They can only use a part of their brain
so all they can take pride in is being asleep" Myra spat.
"Nice shot...or bad shot, depending on your viewpoint!" he removed
the blade and slipped it inside the pocket on the inside of his
jacket. "You're going to look mighty stupid with just a stick
dearie" he laughed.
"erm...Duh! there is more then one blade on my stick! Geez you
really don't know how to use your brain huh?"
"Oh...well....one less for you to throw at me anyway!" he did feel
stupid now. He was running out of ways to get to her now. "You're
lousy at sex and you smell too" he was scraping the bottom of the
barrel now.
Myra laughed, she swung round in her chair and smiled at
him. "Geez. that's rich coming from Mr "my version of foreplay is
having Myra do it all!"
Schwenk stood up in a huff. "Ahhh, you win this time! I hope that I
can still get to you in the future, you're more fun that way" he
went and offered his hand to concede defeat.
Myra smiled at Schwenk and took his hand. "Ok I will get wound up
next time. that was boring I must admit" she winked.
Schwenk hugged Myra and squeezed. "You know I'd never do anything
to really upset you...you stinky cat!" he chuckled.
Myra ran her fingers through his hair. "Yeah I know you stupid
monkey"