In a message dated 10/11/98 4:27:49 PM Central Daylight Time, LCDaxDS9@...
writes:

<< << "He doesn't do this.  He can't even make a coherent sentence.  So that
  limits
   us down to *how* many people, now?" >>
  "The rest of the universe." L said >>

	 "Well, not necessarily.  Any illegal jumps into the system lately?  Anyone do
a check on the jump logs yet?"

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:17:16 PM Central Daylight Time,
KateWinslet@... writes:

<< <<Zed looked over Alicia's quiz paper, his face locked in that hardened
  frown of his. After looking over it, and doing a little bit of thinking,
  he clicked on his intercom button and said, "Alicia, come to my office
  immediately, please.">>


  "um, sir? i'm already in your office" she waved at Zed >>

	 "Oh.  Whoops.  Anyway, sit down.  We have to talk about this quiz you've
taken...."

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:22:46 PM Central Daylight Time,
Chnterelle@... writes:

<< >  The guy stopped about three-fourths the way up the wall, then opened up
a
  >  window and climbed in . . .
  >   . . . three flashes of light emanated from the window, and then, three
  > bodies
  >  were thrown out of it.

  James stared at the window, "What the hell.." He parks by the building and
  gets out of the car, and runs inside the building. All the way up untill he
  sees the "Alien".. >>

	 . . . all he saw was the room, with the window wide open . . . and he also
found that everything in the room was covered in at least three inches of
thick, green slime.  James ended up stepping in the gunk, but he didn't see
anyone . . .

In a message dated 98-10-11 17:26:22 EDT, you write:

<< "Hmmm . . . I know twenty-two galactic languages, and none of them conform
to
  this.  I was hoping one of you would be able to figure this out." >>
"Like she said 'Your world is coming to an end.'"

In a message dated 98-10-11 17:24:47 EDT, you write:

<< "He doesn't do this.  He can't even make a coherent sentence.  So that
limits
  us down to *how* many people, now?" >>
"The rest of the universe." L said

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:16:20 PM Central Daylight Time, LCDaxDS9@...
writes:

<< << He looked at the both of them, then asked, "What the hell is this?"
  	 He turned the monitor toward them.  On the screen were the following words:

   DNE NA OT GNIMOC SI DLROW RUOY >>
  "An alien language." Agent L suggested >>

	 "Hmmm . . . I know twenty-two galactic languages, and none of them conform to
this.  I was hoping one of you would be able to figure this out."

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:23:00 PM Central Daylight Time,
KateWinslet@... writes:

<< <<"I don't know. Okay, so we get these messages all the time. But
  backwards? Who's up to this?">>
  "you think it's Sly Stalone again?" Alicia asked trying not to laugh >>

	 "He doesn't do this.  He can't even make a coherent sentence.  So that limits
us down to *how* many people, now?"

<<"I don't know. Okay, so we get these messages all the time. But
backwards? Who's up to this?">>
"you think it's Sly Stalone again?" Alicia asked trying not to laugh

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:20:32 PM Central Daylight Time,
Scifiwrit@... writes:

>  The guy stopped about three-fourths the way up the wall, then opened up a
>  window and climbed in . . .
>   . . . three flashes of light emanated from the window, and then, three
> bodies
>  were thrown out of it.

James stared at the window, "What the hell.." He parks by the building and
gets out of the car, and runs inside the building. All the way up untill he
sees the "Alien"..

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:16:20 PM Central Daylight Time,
KateWinslet@... writes:

<< "Our world is coming to an end?" Alicia said.."who did that?" >>

	 "I don't know.  Okay, so we get these messages all the time.  But backwards?
Who's up to this?"

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:16:37 PM Central Daylight Time,
Chnterelle@... writes:

<< "What the.." James said from the car as he watched the guy..
  (not like he can do anything, dont think climbing a wall is illegal lol) >>

(well . . . then let's make this guy do something illegal, then.  :)

	 The guy stopped about three-fourths the way up the wall, then opened up a
window and climbed in . . .
	 . . . three flashes of light emanated from the window, and then, three bodies
were thrown out of it.

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:16:43 PM Central Daylight Time,
AeonFlx01@... writes:

<< << (anyone willing to play agent K?) >>

  Can I?!!  >>
Go ahead!  :)

<<Zed looked over Alicia's quiz paper, his face locked in that hardened
frown of his. After looking over it, and doing a little bit of thinking,
he clicked on his intercom button and said, "Alicia, come to my office
immediately, please.">>


"um, sir? i'm already in your office" she waved at Zed

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:14:27 PM EST, Scifiwrit@... writes:

<< (anyone willing to play agent K?) >>

Can I?!!

In a message dated 10/11/98 4:14:24 PM Central Daylight Time,
Scifiwrit@... writes:

>  . . . a guy climbing up a wall like Spiderman.

"What the.." James said from the car as he watched the guy..
(not like he can do anything, dont think climbing a wall is illegal lol)

"Our world is coming to an end?" Alicia said.."who did that?"

In a message dated 98-10-11 17:14:17 EDT, you write:

<< He looked at the both of them, then asked, "What the hell is this?"
 	 He turned the monitor toward them.  On the screen were the following words:

  DNE NA OT GNIMOC SI DLROW RUOY >>
"An alien language." Agent L suggested

Zed looked over Alicia's quiz paper, his face locked in that hardened frown
of his.  After looking over it, and doing a little bit of thinking, he clicked
on his intercom button and said, "Alicia, come to my office immediately,
please."

In a message dated 10/11/98 3:46:30 PM Central Daylight Time,
KateWinslet@... writes:

<< Name Alicia
  Quiz IA

  Pleae read each question carefully and choose only ONE answer.

  1) If spacecraft A is traveling due west at 30 times the speed of light,
  and spacecraft B is traveling due east at 40 times the speed of light,
  at what point will the two spacecrafts collide?
              d. never, because spacecraft A's flight
  was canceled.

  2) Which of the following adverse conditions sounds least appealing?
               c. being seduced by a many-tentacled
  alien of indeterminate gender.

  3) Do you see a glass as___________
                c. a window into another dimension

  4) If approached by a two-toed sloopery snitch, you would
                b. blow his brains to Kingdom Come.
               
  5) A Carbonizer with implosion capacity discharges an alien gas called
  carbon X-11, has a fogging radius of 100 feet, and is capable of
  vaporizing human flesh in less than 12 seconds with its toxic fumes.
                The Carbonizer is available in:
                b. Midnight Black and Spaceman
  Silver

  Extra Credit: Tell me why Men in Black do not wear polyester. Give me at
  least two (2) reasons.  What the HELL is polyester?? >>

In a message dated 10/11/98 3:44:09 PM Central Daylight Time, LCDaxDS9@...
writes:

<< << Alicia showed up first..."hi Zed, how ya doing?" >>
  Agent L came after her.."Zed what's up?"
   >>

	 He looked at the both of them, then asked, "What the hell is this?"
	 He turned the monitor toward them.  On the screen were the following words:

DNE NA OT GNIMOC SI DLROW RUOY

In a message dated 10/11/98 3:44:58 PM Central Daylight Time,
Chnterelle@... writes:

<< James (who was not yet a member of the MiB, nor did he know anything about
it)
  was driving around the city when he saw.. >>

	 . . . a guy climbing up a wall like Spiderman.

(anyone willing to play agent K?)

Name Alicia
Quiz IA

Pleae read each question carefully and choose only ONE answer.

1) If spacecraft A is traveling due west at 30 times the speed of light,
and spacecraft B is traveling due east at 40 times the speed of light,
at what point will the two spacecrafts collide?
            d. never, because spacecraft A's flight
was canceled.

2) Which of the following adverse conditions sounds least appealing?
             c. being seduced by a many-tentacled
alien of indeterminate gender.

3) Do you see a glass as___________
              c. a window into another dimension

4) If approached by a two-toed sloopery snitch, you would
              b. blow his brains to Kingdom Come.
             
5) A Carbonizer with implosion capacity discharges an alien gas called
carbon X-11, has a fogging radius of 100 feet, and is capable of
vaporizing human flesh in less than 12 seconds with its toxic fumes.
              The Carbonizer is available in:
              b. Midnight Black and Spaceman
Silver

Extra Credit: Tell me why Men in Black do not wear polyester. Give me at
least two (2) reasons.  What the HELL is polyester??

            

James (who was not yet a member of the MiB, nor did he know anything about it)
was driving around the city when he saw..

In a message dated 98-10-11 16:42:13 EDT, you write:

<< Alicia showed up first..."hi Zed, how ya doing?" >>
Agent L came after her.."Zed what's up?"

>>Zed walked into his office at the MiB, then sat down behind his desk,
sorted through a few papers, then checked his email . . .
               He frowned as he read this email,
which was very disturbing. He turned on his intercom, then said, "All
available agents, report to my office *immediately*!" He clicked off the
intercom, then sat back, tensely waiting for whoever would come to see
him. . . .>>

Alicia showed up first..."hi Zed, how ya doing?"

In a message dated 98-10-11 16:40:41 EDT, you write:

<< He frowned as he read this email, which was very disturbing.  He turned on
  his intercom, then said, "All available agents, report to my office
  *immediately*!"  He clicked off the intercom, then sat back, tensely waiting
  for whoever would come to see him. . . . >>
Agent L hurried to Zed's office...

(note to any training agents: for a hint, Zed isn't exactly looking for
answers to the problems he's giving in this quiz.  He's looking for ingenuity
in terms of the situation.)

(note to everyone: I got these questions out of the MiB agent's manual from my
making-of Men in Black book.  I'm saying this because I don't want to be
nabbed for copyright infringement or plagarism, lol.  :)

	 Zed stepped into a room reserved for agents in training.  This room contained
ten egg-shaped seats that were bolted to the floor, no desks, one huge, heavy,
conference table, three whiteboards, and one cabinet in the corner.  "Good
morning, everyone," he said.  "Hope you had a pleasant sleep. . . ."
	 Pleasant sleep--yeah, right.  Working 35-hour days didn't give anyone too
much time for sleep.  But, at least the egg-shaped seats were comfy enough.
	 "If you remember, you've got a quiz--hope you've all studied your Men in
Black agent's manuals.  Pull the quiz sheets out from the sides of your seats,
and get started.  You've got ten minutes to finish five problems."  With that,
he left, and watched everyone through a monitor in another room.

	 The quiz said the following:

Name_____________
Quiz IA

Pleae read each question carefully and choose only ONE answer.

1)  If spacecraft A is traveling due west at 30 times the speed of light, and
spacecraft B is traveling due east at 40 times the speed of light, at what
point will the two spacecrafts collide?
	 a. When the moon is in the seventh house.
	 b. When Jupiter aligns with Mars.
	 c. When peace will guide the planet, and love will rule the stars.
	 d. never, because spacecraft A's flight was canceled.

2) Which of the following adverse conditions sounds least appealing?
	 a. being trapped on a planet where surface temperatures exceed 300 degrees.
	 b. being sucked into the belly of a flatulent space alien.
	 c. being seduced by a many-tentacled alien of indeterminate gender.

3) Do you see a glass as___________
	 a. half empty
	 b. half full
	 c. a window into another dimension

4) If approached by a two-toed sloopery snitch, you would
	 a. invite him in for coffee.
	 b. blow his brains to Kingdom Come.
	 c. ask him what happened to his other eight toes.

5) A Carbonizer with implosion capacity discharges an alien gas called carbon
X-11, has a fogging radius of 100 feet, and is capable of vaporizing human
flesh in less than 12 seconds with its toxic fumes.
	 The Carbonizer is available in:

	 a. small and extra large sizes
	 b. Midnight Black and Spaceman Silver
	 c. two weeks, when the next shipment comes in.

Extra Credit: Tell me why Men in Black do not wear polyester.  Give me at
least two (2) reasons.


	 It would've been easy to answer these quizzes . . . but unfortunately, it
seemed that 1) the pencils that were provided for the agents in training were
long as javelins; and 2) there didn't seem to be any writing surfaces provided
for them.
	 So what did the agents do?

(anyone want to try?)

(we've got 9 members on the list--I was waiting for 10, at least, but it's
okay.  Let's get started! :)

	 Zed walked into his office at the MiB, then sat down behind his desk, sorted
through a few papers, then checked his email . . .
	 He frowned as he read this email, which was very disturbing.  He turned on
his intercom, then said, "All available agents, report to my office
*immediately*!"  He clicked off the intercom, then sat back, tensely waiting
for whoever would come to see him. . . .

Hello's!
	 For those of you who have joined, you might be wondering when we'll start
roleplaying.  I'm going to wait until we get at least ten people . . . I think
we've only got six or seven members, so we might have to wait a little while
before we begin.

Just wanted to let you know,
Theresa

Gotz a new screen name everyone lol.. Anyways, I will be roleplaying by this
addy now, bye!

-Jen
aka Chanterelle
Chnterelle@...

List Mom #2, Rose DeWitt Bukater and Thomas Andrews in titanicfanfic
(TITANIC), List Mom, Gabrielle (Xena), Willow Rosenberg (Buffy), Cindy (Brady
Bunch), Sabrina Spellman (Sabrina the teenage witch), Anne Shirley (Anne of
Green Gables), Kramer (Seinfeld), and Jen Lindley (Dawson's Creek) in
fictioncity. List Mom and Danielle de Barbarac in everafter (Ever After), List
Mom and Anne Shirley, and Matthew Cuthbert in avonlea (Anne of Green Gables),
List Mom and Felicity Porter in felicity (Felicity), List Mom and Molly in
halloweenh20 (Halloween H20), List Mom, Joey Potter and Abby in capeside
(Dawson's Creek), List Mom and Margurite in everafter2 (Ever After), List Mom,
Sidney Prescott in Scream2rpg (Scream 2), ListMom, Topanga Lawrence and Amy
Matthews in bmwrpg (Boy Meets World), List Mom, Cassidy Cartwright in bhrpg
(Breaker High), List mom and Quinn Morgandorfer in dariaroleplay, List Mom,
Faith and Drusilla in btvsroleplay, List Mom and Angel in Angel (Angel: The
Series), Willow Rosenberg & Rupert Giles in rpgbuffy (Buffy the Vampire
Slayer), Kristy Thomas, Logan, and Alan Gray in babysittersclub (The
Babysitters Club), Randy in screamroleplay (Scream/1&2), Livinia Madison,
Buffy Summers, Jen Calendar, Mary LaMorte, and Doctors in slayerroleplay
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Dawson Leery, Katie Ann Rogers, Jack & Tamara
Jacobs in dawsonscreekroleplay (Dawson's Creek),  Keri in po5rpg (Party Of
Five),  Angel in allbuffyrpg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Jacqueline in
everafterrpg (Ever After), Ross Gellar in centralperk (F-R-I-E-N-D-S), Chris
Farley in snlrpg (Saturday Night Live), Celine Dion, Kate Winslet, and Tom
Cruise in rosierpg (The Rosie O'Donnell Show), Romeo in RomeoAndJulietRPG
(Romeo and Juliet), J in mib_roleplay, Chanterelle LaMorte in mitimaskrpg, &
Chanterelle LaMorte in CollegeOfEvil.

(i hope you don't mind me doing this, whoever owns these lists, if you dont
want me doing it, let me know and ill stop.. by the way, i know someo of you
list owners do it on mine, so you better not complain! lol..)

Check out the following rpgs if you have the time, included is a description.
the name of the list at onelist is in ('s... for example, for buffy it would
be (btvsroleplay) and so on.. the number of subscribers will be listed also,
some just started so the list will be low in subscribers!

---------------
MY RPGS
---------------
Ever After (everafter) [27]
This is The Original Roleplay for Ever After! Check it out! It's gunna be
awesome! Chose a movie character, or just make one up. Have fun and use your
imagination.
--Characters--
I believe everyone is taken, but you can create characters also.

Halloween H20 (halloweenh20) [9]
It's been twenty years since Laurie Strode escaped her brother's wrath. Now,
it's time for one hell of a family reunion. She changed her name. Her face.
Her life. Living in the small town of Summer Glen, California, Keri Tate runs
a prestigous private academy. But Keri Tate is hiding a secret. Underneath the
suave headmistress is Laurie Strode, the sister of dreaded killer Michael
Myers. Having faked her death in a car crash, she went into hiding with her
son John. But it's October 31st again. Keri isn't dealing with the anniversary
well. She's an alchoholic prescription drug addict who can't even be helped by
her lover/school counselor Will (Adam Arkin). She knows her brother waited 15
years to come after her before. Why not another 20? John, his girlfriend
Molly, their friends Sarah and Charlie, and Ronnie the security guard, are
about to find out that its more than pumpkins that will be carved up tonight -
Michael Myers has tracked his sister down, and it's going to be a   Halloween
no one will forget.
--Characters-- Here is who is taken: Lauri(Keri), Michael Myers, Molly, Sarah

Dawson's Creek (capeside) [19]
A Dawson's Creek roleplaying game. I know there are alot out there.. but what
the heck! :)
--Characters-- Here is who is taken: Dawson, Joey, Pacey, Jen, Abby..
(im sure i missed some people, check with me if you want to join)

Anne of Green Gables (avonlea) [16]
The Anne of Green Gables Roleplay. Takes place in a little town called Avonlea
on Prince Edward Island. If you're a fan of the books or the movies, check it
out! You'll love it! A roleplay filled with many Kindred Spirits!
--Characters-- Here is who is taken: Anne, Marilla, Matthew, Ruby, Josie,
(i know i missed some, check with me if you want to join)

Fiction City (fictioncity) [21]
The ORIGINAL Fiction City list. This is a RPG, where you can be any character,
from any TV show, or movie. We came up with this idea before any other like it
were created! So check it out! A very interesting roleplay.... For instance,
Rose DeWitt Bukater could meet.. Romeo.. identical to Jack Dawson. Pretty
Cool! Check it out! Or email us for more info.
--Characters-- Too many to list, check the welcome message when/if you join,
although it may be out of date, so check with me if you join

Titanic (titanicfanfic) [36]
It's been 84 years...well, ok so it's been 86, but that doesn't matter. The
point of this game is to go back in time and roleplay like we are all on the
Titanic. So, come and join us, we guarantee you won't regret it!  We have the
distinction of being the second Titanic RPG on the net ever.  Please join us!!
Are you ready to go back to Titanic?
-Characters- Check with us when/if you join.
Or email me, or Anne (potato@...)

Felicity (felicity)- [27]
It all starts the moment shy, beautiful Felicity Porter asks Ben Covington to
sign her high school yearbook. It's graduation day ...he's gorgeous...and
she's had a four-year crush on him. Even though the two have never spoken,
what he   writes is so insightful, so perfect, it persuades Felicity to change
the course of her future. A future defined by medical school and the dreams of
her parents. She surreptitiously follows Ben to NYU and is quickly swept into
a romantic triangle that brings both discovery and heartache. Felicity moved
to New York to find romance but ends up finding herself. Join the Roleplay of
the New Show coming Tuesdays on the WB.. Felicity!
Taken Characters: Noel, Ben, Julie, Felicity, Felicity's Mom

Scream 2 (scream2rpg) [9]
A roleplaying game for the movie Scream 2.
Taken: Check with me please.

Boy Meets World (bmwrpg) [7]
The Original Roleplay for the TGIF show, "Boy Meets World". In this roleplay,
Shawn, Cory, and Topanga are in 11th Grade, not quite as far up as the real
show is, so join today! It's going to be alot of fun, so check it out! If you
want to who is avaliable, ask when you join the list.
Taken: Cory, Topanga, Shawn, Angela, Amy, Eric

Daria (dariaroleplay) [12]
Daria Morgendorffer is an intelligent, unpopular, and quite sarcastic teenager
tolerating life among the idiots at Lawndale High. Join the roleplay, be one
of the idiots at Lawndale High, friends, family, or just create your own
character.. The point of this roleplaying game is to have fun..
Taken: Daria, Quinn, Kevin, Trent, Jane, Jodie, Stacey, Sandy, Helen, Brittany
(make sure to ask me, i dont know if thats it)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (btvsroleplay) [10]
One of many Buffy the Vampire Slayer roleplaying games on the net. Just
started.. many characters still avaliable.. In each generation there is a
slayer.. In this generation..... a roleplay. This one is alittle different
than the others though, most rpgs have Angel.. and mainly go throughout the
first 2 seasons. this one will begin at the end of season 2.. Angel in Hell,
and Buffy out of town. What will happen at the hellmouth now that there is no
slayer? What will the new slayer be like.. How will Buffy survive out of
Sunnydale.. join and find out.. or even decide what happens..
Taken: Buffy, Xander, Cordelia, Willow, Oz, Faith, Joyce, Chanterelle(aka
Lily).
(make sure to ask, i have the feeling im forgetting someone.)

The Wedding Singer (wsrpg) [3]
The Wedding Singer.Robbie Hart is singing the hits of the 1980s at weddings
and other celebrations. He also can keep the party going in good spirit, he
knows what to say and when to say it. Julia is a waitress at the events where
Robbie performs. When both of them find someone to marry and prepare for their
weddings, it becomes clear that they've chosen wrong partners. This is the
roleplay.
Taken: Robbie, Julia

Angel (angel) [11]
The Original Roleplay to the upcoming series next year "Angel". In this
roleplay, it takes place in Los Angeles, with Spike, Drusilla, Angel, and
others. This roleplay will be played how info on the show has come out. When
the real show begins.. we will start over. Lets see how close we'll come to
the series.. Come play with Drusilla, hunt mortals with Spike, or save souls
with Angel. (Other cast members allowed to make 'guest' appearances)
Taken: Angel, Spike, Drusilla, Cordelia
(ask, cuz im not sure)

The Roleplay of the Vampires (vampirerpg) [8]
A roleplay for vampires. This roleplay takes place in New York city, you can
chose to be a mortal, a vampire, or something like that. Be Spike or Drusilla
from Buffy, Lestat, Claudia, or Louis from Interview with the vampire, Dracula
from well.. Dracula.. or just be yourself! Although Vampires beware.. people
even have the possibility to be a vampire slayer!
Taken: Claudia, Lestat(i think), Spike, Drusilla

7th Heaven (glennoak) [1]
A roleplaying game based on the show on the WB 7th Heaven. Be one of the
family, or create your own character or family that lives in the town! Just
have fun!
Taken: Lucy & Annie (The mother, yes shes pregnaut)