ALL HAIL KING TORG! Welcome fuzzy minions! You have stumbled upon the official discussion group for the game KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! by 9th Level Games (The original Beer Pretzels RPG!) Come into the cave and chat about slaying cows, eating babies, fighting chickens, burning houses, stealing treasure, learning magick, drinking beer, and sacking small villages!!! The Evil Wizards at 9th Level Games (and occaisonal guest-appearances from our publisher Dork Storm Press) monitor this board, and are here to answers game questions, settle Kobold disputes, and shamelessly plug our products. A devoted fan-base of Kobold Fanatics are here as well, and are always up for offering thoughts, badly-worded (and speld) jokes, and to post ideas for games, kobolds, and other baby-eating fun!

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NOTICE: Due to scum-sucking SPAMMERS posting on our beloved group, new members must be approved. There's no secret handshake or anything... just say something about KAMB and you're in. Approvals will be done in 24 hours or less. (or it's free!) Sorry for the inconvenience.

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WARNING: Spammers who are crafty enough to slip by our crack kobold security measures will be hunted down, drawn and quartered, sliced into bite-sized pieces and served up for dinner with onions and taters. It ain't baby, but it's good eatin'!