--- In fantasyfictionworld@yahoogroups.com, "Orville Conrad"
<wvhermit@y...> wrote:
> Missouri is right in the middle of the USA East of Kansas, West of
> Illinois, North of Arkansas and South of Iowa. The mississippi
river
> runs down the eastern border. It has many lakes and streams as
well
> as forests and grass lands. We here in the southern part live
among
> a range of valleys Called the Ozarks, Where there is great hunting
> and fishing in the series of man made lakes on the White river
which
> flows into the Mississippi about mid way down the eastern side of
> Arkansas. Near by in branson we have about 30 theaters and several
> theme parks and othere amusements. Come see us some time. You
should
> feel welcomed by the friendly natives here. As for beasties we
have quite a variety our selves which we mostly enjoy. Some of the
larger ones even supply a bit of sustenence for many of the natives
and visitors.
>
>
> --- In fantasyfictionworld@yahoogroups.com, giada_maria
> <no_reply@y...> wrote:
> > OCC: Err ...where's Missouri said the geographically ignorant
Brit
> > who is seriously overworked in her new job as well as being
> underpaid
> > and therefore not having much time for idle amusements such as
> > keeping in touch with people she'd prefer to talk to rather than
> > those she has to talk to, let alone dealing with anal
accountants
> (I
> > do hope you read that remark, Maugrim, she smiled)
> >
> > RP: Giada surveyed the assemblage, concentrating on Alessio and
> > Carisac. "Oh bugger, bugger and all forms of buggery!" she
> breathed
> > as small unusually shaped animals ran out, "You're not dead, or
> even
> > un-dead .... just ......."
> >
> > "Figments of your imagination?" Carisac supplied, "Something you
> > dreamed up?"
> >
> > "What?" was Alessio's contribution.
> >
> > Giada concentrated on them and took stock:
> >
> > One exiled Wyvern with a penchant for sexual deviance outside
his
> > species and extremely low ethical standards in all other
respects.
> >
> > One failed Shakar Jihad assassin who would be pushed to win an
IQ
> > contest where the other competitors were mentally challenged
> goldfish
> > and an incompetence level that could win an Inter-Galactic
> Olympics
> > gold medal.
> >
> > And she's invented them? She mentally breathed a fair few more
> words
> > resulting in a proliferation of small unusually shaped animals
in
> the
> > immediate vicinity.
> >
> > "If I invented you two" she said at last, "you may be whatever
> dead
> > you like - but I must have been brain-dead at the time."