Missouri is right in the middle of the USA East of Kansas, West of
Illinois, North of Arkansas and South of Iowa. The mississippi river
runs down the eastern border. It has many lakes and streams as well
as forests and grass lands. We here in the southern part live among
a range of valleys Called the Ozarks, Where there is great hunting
and fishing in the series of man made lakes on the White river which
flows into the Mississippi about mid way down the eastern side of
Arkansas. Near by in branson we have about 30 theaters and several
theme parks and othere amusements. Come see us some time. You should
feel welcomed by the friendly natives here.


--- In fantasyfictionworld@yahoogroups.com, giada_maria
<no_reply@y...> wrote:
> OCC: Err ...where's Missouri said the geographically ignorant Brit
> who is seriously overworked in her new job as well as being
underpaid
> and therefore not having much time for idle amusements such as
> keeping in touch with people she'd prefer to talk to rather than
> those she has to talk to, let alone dealing with anal accountants
(I
> do hope you read that remark, Maugrim, she smiled)
>
> RP: Giada surveyed the assemblage, concentrating on Alessio and
> Carisac. "Oh bugger, bugger and all forms of buggery!" she
breathed
> as small unusually shaped animals ran out, "You're not dead, or
even
> un-dead .... just ......."
>
> "Figments of your imagination?" Carisac supplied, "Something you
> dreamed up?"
>
> "What?" was Alessio's contribution.
>
> Giada concentrated on them and took stock:
>
> One exiled Wyvern with a penchant for sexual deviance outside his
> species and extremely low ethical standards in all other respects.
>
> One failed Shakar Jihad assassin who would be pushed to win an IQ
> contest where the other competitors were mentally challenged
goldfish
> and an incompetence level that could win an Inter-Galactic
Olympics
> gold medal.
>
> And she's invented them? She mentally breathed a fair few more
words
> resulting in a proliferation of small unusually shaped animals in
the
> immediate vicinity.
>
> "If I invented you two" she said at last, "you may be whatever
dead
> you like - but I must have been brain-dead at the time."