> Um, I wasn't referring to the cat, though now I'm sorta wanting to
> name my next cat after yours...

She's also known as :

'Skit'n'Skat' or 'Skitty'
'H2'(as in Hairy Two, the dog being H1)
'Get out of my bath/plate/bedroom/off the kitchen table, you damned
animal!'
'OK, you've caught it, but don't eat it on the living room carpet.'
'You have a scratching board and use it, so don't sharpen your claws
on the furniture/my legs'
'Look, it's the dog I'm taking for a walk - not you - and get out of
that smelly stream or be obliged to take a shower when you get home!'

.... and anything else we feel obliged to yell at her more than three
times a week.

Smaller than most cats - attitude enough for 100 of the biggest.
That's The Cooking Fat.