A blond is on board a small two- seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just...
Will Power <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/02/will-power.html> A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I...
A Beautiful Girl <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/03/beautiful-girl.html> A beautiful Girl goes to the skin doctor and asked i love myself too much so what...
A blond is on board a small two- seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just...
Special offer <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/special-offer.html> Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free...
lovelly sms <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/lovelly-sms.html> 7 RULES 2BE HAPPY FREE UR HEART FROM HAT FREE UR MIND FROM WORRY LIVE SIMPLE GIVE MORE ...
funny sms <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/06/funny-sms.html> Kabhi kabhi meri aankhon main samaaya sa lagta hai. Jo apna hai woh paraaya lagta hai. Tumse...
One day a sardar is taking a walk with his three dogs. A man comes and asks him, "Yaar! Your dogs are so nice and healthy. What are their names?" So the sardar...
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one...
Is this my train?<http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2007/12/is-this-my-train.html> Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company....
Santa Banta Joks<http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2007/10/santa-banta-joks.html> Santa: today I made a fool of water? Banta: how did you do that? Santa: I heated...
Sardar & girl <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/04/sardar-girl.html> Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I'm 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye...
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS...
Teacher joks <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2007/11/teacher-joks.html> A teacher asked to KG students why does our prime minister goes on the walk in the...
smile <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2007/11/smile.html> always smile................... you know whay.......? because Kia Pata kal dant houn ya na houn ( may...
Pray in church and casinos<http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/pray-in-church-and-casinos.html> What's the difference between people who pray in church and...
Thinking of Animals<http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/thinking-of-animals.html> A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and...
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most...
Santa: If I die, will you remarry? Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister. -- read/post...
Santa: If I die, will you remarry? Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister. -- read/post...
creation <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/creation.html> When i look at you, i cannot deny there is God, cause only God could have created some one as...
meaning of Wife <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/meaning-of-wife.html> Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling in train....
Complain <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/complain.html> Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying: "Paul seems to be a very bright boy, but...
Intelligence <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/intelligence.html> A little boy went up to his father and asked : " Dad, where did all of my intelligence...
Sardar with Examiner<http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/sardar-with-examiner.html> In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it's...
No time <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/no-time.html> 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the...
Shampoo <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2007/12/shampoo.html> A customer insist to shopkeeper give me the free gift With shampoo shopkeeper told him there is...
Sardar with Examiner<http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2008/07/sardar-with-examiner.html> In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it's...
Love SMS <http://smilebank.blogspot.com/2007/10/love-sms.html> When i tell u here, i am when i tell u i care, i do... when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont....