Message: 3
Date: Fri, 27 Jan 2006 23:06:08 -0000
From: "chico gringo segundo" <chicogringosegundo@...>
Subject: Dont you just hate it when...?

Dont you just hate it,when you are invited to a group, after you have
sought them out,based on thier ads, which took years to develope,
only to fing the real persons in the game , are nothing like those
advertised!

When you aspend years, developing a meg super character, and aa game
manager , doesent have the ability to discern your singlularity as
a "role" from your awesome "character", which is actually your best
qualifications for playing the "role"? And this is of course after
they have advertised for strong players, good characters, and great
writing imaginations! This is not even mentioning the other things
advertised,like "great roles" free-form,"made-ups",and excitement!
These dried out dysfunctional systems, are about as exciding as
cardboard!

Now ,this advertisers site,is awesome, and has a great concept, and
has more potential, than all of those stale clones, of cardboard
cutouts!

I will attempt to write a short description, of my character,
however this will be difficult!

When i started , gaming ,almost two years ago, i knew nothing! I have
suffered cruelly for this fact! However, i studied computers offline
for twenty years before, and only the internet was ,new to me! I
catch-up very fast! When i first started, i noticed two things, were
constant patterns! Some things went verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry fast, and
some things went verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slow!

The thing which is constant and goes very slow is called (T H E M E)!
The thing which went very fast is called "C H A R A C T E R"!

I noticed that the theme was always associated with all levels all
the way to the top,and no one seemed to know where the bottom was! I
certainly did not! Itwas then i realized how the "C H A R A C T E R",
was always the key ingredient at the lowest levels! I realized i did
not know how to make a character on the internet , roleplaying
system! Howeveer, i was overjoyed, for in my twenty yeaars of
language studies, i was very adept at character creation and control!

This allowed me an excellent, and verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry, fast
acelerant, for my character abilities, i had already learned ! My
Character "CHICO GRINGO SEGUNDO", came from this experience, and
skill! he has all the experience , of studying fro twenty years,ij
the language and culture of foreign worlds! This experience, is
identical to the world wide web environment, and to the role playing
system!

At this time i am able to roleplay in the spanish arena, as well as
do business, and live in general! I also ,therefore, have the exact
same(although more enhanced), skills in english! It is at this point
where i found the identical similarity between roleplaying a group,
role playing the world(s), and roleplaying the world wide web, were
all the same concept! It is called "LURKING" and those whom use it
are called ,"LURKERS"! I have a website dedicated to "LURKING"! This
is not spam , you will not get a link here!

I noticed how "always", only the "great ones", the heroes, the
villains, and the canons, were ever respected, and there was never
any lower levels, or any respect for them! I have designed a complete
(mega game) system, based on this truth, and the video game i
studied to get the details! There will be no link here either! What
i want to express , is the "T H E M E", FOR THE GAME SYSTEM!

My game system "T H E M E". IS "SPACE CONQUEST AND COLONIZATION"! The
system of using theme to controll all levels of communications, and
interaction, from character, to complete system, also showed me how ,
all the details in between, are exactly that"DETAILS", AND SHOULD BE
LEFT TO THE GAME TO UNCOVER, NOT THE RULES! And to do this
the "CHARACTER", must be roleplayed by a strong willed, intelligent
person, and the "CHARACTER" must be a strong character, and rely on
his unique self, in order to create and maintain a "ROLE', based
solely on "T H E M E"!

Enter :"Chico Gringo Segundo"! "CHARACTER"! : ("T H E M E"): LAWS OF
PLAUSIBILITY, IN CREATION! (THE LAW MAY BE EITHER 100% RELEVANT, OR
100% IRRELEVANT THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN, THAT IS THE PLACE WHERE "LAME
RULES",ARE CREATED)!

This formula allowed me to create a character based on the two common
absolutes, for Roleplaying, group, game, internet and world, all from
the same laws all at the same time! And yet, i am still only a
singularity, with some skills! I am not the game, i am not the game
manager, i am not the story, i am not the plot, i am not the
storyline, i am not the goal, i am not come to steal nor destroy your
game<(which was already lame before i arrived, as the best part of
the game, is the advertisement, which is th total knowledge gleaned
from many years experience, and effort),and i did not come to destroy
your site!

I came to do what was advertised, if that is different from reality,
then your ad should have said you were a liar !

I have reached the point where my character, is so strong, i can
actually live it, as its living avatar, on the basis of 24/7 with
conscious awareness of my every action! This is a result from, twenty
years, of living in his environment, of which he is a product!

I can Roleplay any role from a to z, and do it on a twenty four hour
basis! However, i will not accept your "characters", only the "ROLES"!

NO DICE! I AM A "ROLE" PLAYER NOT A "ROLL" PLAYER!

ALL DICE ARE FOR IS TO ASSURE THAT RANDOM, WILL DICTATE THE "CHANCE"
FACTOR IN ANY SYSTEM! i THINK A PERSONS EFFORT SHOULD BE
REWARDED ,NOT SQUASHED BY VALUELESS DICE THROWS, WHERE NO ONE KNOWS
EVEN ONE THING, AND STILL ALL THE GAME IS "RULES"! EVER CHANGING,
ALWAYS MISUNDERSTOOD, AND MISREPRESENTED, AND THIS IS THE MIDDLE FULL
OF DETAILS ANYWAY! ALL THESE RULES SIMPLY REGENERATE THE CHAOS, FROM
WHICH YOUR ARE SEEKING RELEASE , BY PLAYING THE GAME, TO BEGIN WITH!

AS THERE IS NOUGHT , EXCEPT CONFUSION, THERE IS NOUGHT
EXCEPT "RANDOM. AND THE DICE ARE THE GODS OF RANDOM, INSIDE CHAOS,
LIKE SNOWFLAKES IN A BLIZZARD! ALL DIFFERENT, AND ALL THE SAME!

tHIS IS THE SAME CONSTANT RANDOM ENVIRONMENT FOUND IN NATURE TO
BEGIN, AND IS SIMPLY REGENERATED, BY THE CHAOS! SO WHY NOT ALLOW THE
CHAOS OF NATURE, TO TAKE THE PLACE OF THE REGENERATED CHAOS, AND
APPLY THAT SAME TIME/EFFORT TO ACTUALLY ROLEPLAYING, COMMUNICATING,
POSTING AND RESPONDING, AND CREATING HISTORY, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO
CREATE GREAT RULE SYSTEMS?

I ASSURE YOU THIS! IF A STRONG CHARACTER WRITES FOR, HIS OWN ROLE,
AND IS IN KEEPING WITH THE THEME, HE HAS JUST ALREADY MADE HISTORY,
AND NO SYSTEM OF MINE, WILL REQUIRE, EVER ANYTHING DIFFERENT! DUE TO
THE CONSTANT EVOLUTION CAUSED BY MANY AND MULTIPLE CHARACTERS, AND
THE EVER GROWING "T H E M E", THE MOST POSITIVE OF ALL POSSIBLE
RANDOM EFFECTS OCCURS, AS THE EFFECT OF THE ROLE ALREADY PLAYED ,AND
THEREFORE THE HISTORY ALREADY MADE!

THIS EFFECT IS MULTIPLE! THIS EFFECT ALLOWS, THE INSTANT REGENERATION
OF RANDOM, WITHOUT REGENERATING THE CHAOS FOUND IN THE EFFECTS OF
NATURE!, THIS RESETS THE ENTIRE SYSTEM, WITH EACH POST, LIKE A CHESS
GAME WITH MANY PLAYERS!, AND NO ONE EVER MAKES A MISTAKE, BECAUSE
MISTAKES ,ROLES, ALSO, AMD HAVE EFFECTS ALSO! tHIS IS THE PROVEN
SUCCESS FORMULA FOR THE CONCEPT SOAP OPERAS, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
MASS MEDIA!

SO WHAT AM I OFFERING , I WANT TO ROLEPLAY IN A LIVE SOAP OPERA!
(OOPS I ALREADY DO)! SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS)!

MY PREFERENCE IS THE "SPACE OPERA"! lIKE MAYBE A TRULY FREE-FORM STAR
TREK MIRROR, WITH A BROADER IMAGINATION, FOR MAD-UP CHARACTERS!

I LIKE "SPACE CONQUEST AND COLONIZATION", GAMES! THESE ARE MIRRORS ,
TO THE STAR TREK SAGA, AND ARE BORDERLINE VILLAIN,AND OFTEN CLASH
WITH THE FEDERATION, AND OFTEN ALLY WITH THEM ALSO! SORT OF LIKE THE
BAJORANS! OR MAYBE THE KLINGONS, OR ROMULANS!OR EVEN CARDASIANS!
HOWEVER I WILL ONLY PLAY THE MIRROR VERSION, FOR I LIKE TO USE THE
CANONS AS (N.P.C.), AND I HAVE MY OWN COMPLETE (P.N.P.C.) SPACE
DIMENSION (CONNECTS TO THIRD DINENSION SPACE AS WELL), MY OWN PLANET,
MY OWN NATION, MY OWN, COMPLETE , EVER-EVOLVING LINEAGE, GOVERNMENT,
SOCIAL CASTE SYSTEM,SPECIES,(ALL THREE COLORS OF HUMANS ,AS HUMANS
ARE OUR ANCESTORS), OUR OWN LANGUAGE SYSTEM, OUR, OWN SET
ENVIROMENTS, OUR OWN SKILLS, ETC ETC ETC ETC!

I COME COMPLETE WITH MY OWN (P.N.P.C.), SECTOR OF FEDERATION SPACE,
SIXTEEN DIVISIONS OF STAR SHIPS, AND ALL THE PERSONNELL TO MAN THEM,
AS WELL AS MORE THAN A THOUSAND (P.N.P.C.) GAME GAME GROUP WEBSITES!
AND A COMPLETE , EVER EVOLVING HISTORICAL STORY(MADE-UP), TO ACCOUNT
FOR ALL MY ACTIVITIES,INMY SYSTEM! THIS STORY HAS THE ABILITY TO
ASSIMILATE ANY SYSTEM I ENCOUNTER , WHICH I NEED FOR MY GAME SYSTEM!

WHEN IT COMES TO "ASSIMILATION", THE BORG RUN FROM "ME"! mY SPECIES
IS SIMILAR TO "THE TRAVELLER" FROM THE NEXT GENERATION, AND YET HE
IS A WIMP! AND IF YOU CALL ME MARY SUE, I WILL SMITE YOU! A MARY SUE,
TRIES TO RULE THE GAME, I SIMPLY WANT TO PLAY MY "ROLE", AND WILL DO
EXACTLY THAT' EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!

SO BE WARNED, "WHEN YOU ADVERTISE FOR A CHARACTER TO PLAY A "ROLE",
IF I APPLY FOR A "ROLE", YOUR AD BEST BE CORRECT, FOR I WILL PLAY TE
CHARACTER IN REAL-TIME/REAL -LIFE 24/7 IN MULTIPLE LANGUAGES, FROM
MULTIPLE LOCATIONS, AROUND THE WORLD, FROM MANY SYSTEMS, AND NEVER
STOP, IF YOU PLAY ME WRONG! IF YOU ARE A LIAR , THEN YOUR
ADVRTISEMENT HAD BEST SAY "I AM A LIAR"!

HOW IS THAT FOR A "ROLE"?

CHARACTER:CHICO GRINGO SEGUNDO
AGE; 101
RACE; HYUMAN (SUBSPECIES OF HUMAN/LONG/LONG STORY)ASK ME!
SEX:MALE

OCCUPATION:PORTAL TRAVELLER/WORMHOLE NAVIGATOR
SKILL TELEPORTATION (SELF AND SMALL PORTION OF
ENVIRONMENT),SHAPESHIFTER,TIME WARPER(TIME TRAVEL/TIME LORD)DONT ASK,
IT WILL BE PLAYED, AND BECOME APPARENT, WHEN I AM IN MANY PLACES,
ATONCE, AS MY SELF, AND EACH PLACE IS IN A DIFFERENT TIME, AND AS
OFTEN AS NOT , IN DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS, AND DIFFERENT PLACES, AS WELL
AS DIFFERENT TIMES!

HISTORY: EVOLVED FROM HUMANS AT HYPER SPEED, IN ANOTHER DIMENSION OF
SPACE, WHICH IS ACTUALLY ALIVE! DEVELOPED A FANTASTIC CULTURE THROUGH
CLONING TECHNOLOGY, AND CONQUERED MANY WORLDS, AND ASSIMILATED THEM
INTO OUR AUTHORITY, AS BENEFACTORS,WITH SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE! OUR
HISTORY IS SHORT IN YEARS(MORE THAN THREE HUNDRED) YET OUR HISTORY IS
RICH BEYOND BELIEF, AND VERY ELABORSTE AND WILL GET NO JUSTICE HERE,
IN THIS SHORT SPAN OF TIME! WE LIVE TO SOMEWHERE AROUND TWO AND A
HALF CENTURIES! WE ARE ALMOST ALWAYS TALL, AND SOME ARE EXTREMELY
TALL, AND SOME ARE EXTREMELY TALL AND LARGE! THESE ARE RARITIES, AND
A SHORT HYUMAN IS RARE! CHICO IS SIMPLY SIX FEET!

OUR ONE DEFAULT PROBLEM IS, AFTER OUR BATLE WITH THE TIME LORDS, AN
UNWITTING EVENT, WHICH ABSOLUTE CAUGHT US UNAWARES, OUR TARDIS' WERE
CONFISCATED, AND STORED IN THE HOME WORLD OF THE TIMELORDS WITH WHOM
WE DID BATTLE!

THIS LEFT US WITH NO WAY TO TRANSPORT LARGE AMOUYNTS OF MATERIAL
GOODS THROUGH SPACE DIMENSIONS, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE MASTER WORMHOLE
NAVIGATORS! WE SIMPLY HAVE NO VESSELS, TO CARRY THE GOODS! HOWEVER,
A FREAK OCCURRENCE,(NOT STRANGE TO US THOUGH), ACCIDENTALLY UNCOVERED
A DIMENSIONALLY DISPLACED SECTOR OF EARTH SPACE,WHERE OUR ANCESTORS
WERE ORIGINATED FROM! THIS SPACE WAS KNOWN TO US, AND WE KNEW IT TO
BE DIMENSIONALLY DISPLACED, AND HAD NO WAY OF MANIPULATION THE SPACE
DIMENSION, TO ALTER THIS EFFECT!

HOWEVER, AS THE SYSTEM WAR NOT TOO DISTANT FROM OUR OWN, WORLD, WE
RAPIDLY CONQUERED THE ENTIRE SYSTEM, 9SECTOR), AND ASSIN\MILATED
INTO OUR CULTURE, EVEN AS WE BECAME THE SOVEREIGN RULERS OF THIS
PRIMITIVE SYSTEM ! THIER CULTURES NONE, AT THIS TIME, EXCEED THE
TWENTIETH CEBTURY KNOWLEDGES, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE SYSTEMS
ADOPTED FROM US THE "HYUMANS"!

WE ARE NOW IN A POSITION TO OPEN OUR OWN MIRROR UNIVERSE, AND
TRANSPORT GOODS TO AND FROM THE SPACE DIMENSION WHERE WE CALL HOME!
THE "THE SPELJAMMER SPACE!

IF YOU ALLOW ME TO JOIN YOUR SYSTEM, I WILL ASSIMILATE YOU, IF YOU DO
NOT ALLOW ME, THEN YOU MAY JOIN ME, AND BE ASSIMILATED THEREFORE! "TO
RESIST IS FUTILE"!

MY LINK IS:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_living_chess_theater
WHERE IS YOUR LINK!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/place_group_name_here
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