A loud roar came from the distance. They could see a creature the size of a bus dissapearing into a far-off cave. "Is that a Draco-llama?" Seymour asked the...
Who: Andy, Kara Where: Space station When: Half an hour later "Where're we heading?" Andy called ahead. "To a ship; we're leaving." Kara responded. Every door...
Hello everyone, if you haven't guessed already, or I may have told you individually, the Blue Dwarf podcasts project didn't turn out to be very successful so I...
"If these are remotely popular, I will even post the scene with Keto and Vanessa getting drunk, read by extremely camp American Will Monroe :-D" dear god NO! ...
He makes me uncomfortable in a small sentance about a wormhole being formed when he reads the words "...the Blue Dwarf was sucked through." Onion ... inside...
Justin stopped dancing after about 25 minutes and nineteen seconds (roughly). He realised the weird pseudo-magical stone had made him travel several miles...
Who: Seymour, Jay, Phil, Scott Yorah and some Mollopod Guards Where: Mollopod Planet, cave When: After the Draco-Llama had been killed Seymour held his phone...
Who: Justin pancake and his shape-shifting friend, who is incidentally called "Melchwimp" Where: Mollopod planet When: As the Krylons attack, and after Justin...
Who: Jonathan Carnoofal Where: JMC Press office, Titan When: Now Jonathan Carnoofal was the Public Relations guy for the entire Jupiter Mining Corporation. ...
It should have been angry. It should have at least thought "Tut, this isn't very good now is it?" but it didn't. It didn't react at all. Normally, being rudely...
Justin rolled to avoid the next databurst. It was a large blast of ones and zeroes that fortunately he could see coming. He pulled Melchwimp to the ground and...
Who: Andy Where: Starship Axolotl When: half a second after previous post <Snip> Andy's eyes wandered. His arms, legs and mid-waist were firmly secured onto a...
<snip> The sharp harpoon (made of Melchwimp's foot... or whatever) speared straight through the robot's polycarbon head, making robotic cooling fluid spray out...
Hey guys Scotty here. This is just a quick word to let you know that I am on holiday and that is the reason that I have not posted in the last while. As soon...
Booo! Thanks for rubbing it in, as I'm slaving away for the man, I bet you're on some tropical island somewhere sipping exotic cocktails and dancing with hula...
Erm... dude, you forgot to say you were posting that on my behalf! If anyone has been having problems logging in atm let me know, I'm having trouble! Onion ......
Who: Kara Where: Krylon ship When: Before Andy attacked the penguin Kara was still surprised the ship was mostly functional. After the small crash into the...
<snip> If anyone has been having problems logging in atm let me know, I'm having trouble!<end snip> That's because I temporarily banned you. Just wait, soon,...
OOC - Andy you will pay for your insolence! Which is why there is a horrible bit about Jay in the second part of this post. Who: Seymour, Scott Yorah, Efof...
Who: Seymour Niples Where: A small Italian Restaurant, The Mollopod planet When: As the Krylons attack <snip> The robot replied with a mechanical voice. "You...
Who: Doctor Alistair Withnail Where: Blue Dwarf Science Lab When: 6 – 8 Weeks delivery time after last post featuring him Alistair Withnail, Blue Dwarf's...
'Flipping the bird' Who: Andy, Kara Where: Starship Axolotl When: Following Emerald's post <Snip> After a few minutes of running she managed to reach the...
OOC - Hello everyone I have the job of letting the usual nutcases into the group. This time it's a character by the name of "Iggy van halen" an American who's...
OOC - This character seems to have the same name as his first and last name, I'm sure that's not confusing at all. This character sounds really interesting and...
Who: Justin Where: At the end of a rope/shape-shifter When: Just as Jay fell Justin dangled off the building, desperately gripping his shapeshifter friend who...
Who: Jay and Seymour Where: Mollopod planet, around (and in) a giant cesspool When: After Jay fell into said cesspool If Seymour were any less of a gentleman...
OOC - Hi everyone, I saw this in a weekly email newsletter I get from roleplayingtips.com and wanted to share it, it's a list of ideas for making your NPC's...
Who: Ambassador Seymour Niples Where: Mollopod Planet When: As Seymour needed the toilet Seymour was in an unfamiliar city, and worse, it was a city that was ...
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