It should have been angry. It should have at least thought "Tut, this isn't very good now is it?" but it didn't. It didn't react at all. Normally, being rudely...
Justin rolled to avoid the next databurst. It was a large blast of ones and zeroes that fortunately he could see coming. He pulled Melchwimp to the ground and...
Who: Andy Where: Starship Axolotl When: half a second after previous post <Snip> Andy's eyes wandered. His arms, legs and mid-waist were firmly secured onto a...
<snip> The sharp harpoon (made of Melchwimp's foot... or whatever) speared straight through the robot's polycarbon head, making robotic cooling fluid spray out...
Hey guys Scotty here. This is just a quick word to let you know that I am on holiday and that is the reason that I have not posted in the last while. As soon...
Booo! Thanks for rubbing it in, as I'm slaving away for the man, I bet you're on some tropical island somewhere sipping exotic cocktails and dancing with hula...
Erm... dude, you forgot to say you were posting that on my behalf! If anyone has been having problems logging in atm let me know, I'm having trouble! Onion ......
Who: Kara Where: Krylon ship When: Before Andy attacked the penguin Kara was still surprised the ship was mostly functional. After the small crash into the...
<snip> If anyone has been having problems logging in atm let me know, I'm having trouble!<end snip> That's because I temporarily banned you. Just wait, soon,...
OOC - Andy you will pay for your insolence! Which is why there is a horrible bit about Jay in the second part of this post. Who: Seymour, Scott Yorah, Efof...
Who: Seymour Niples Where: A small Italian Restaurant, The Mollopod planet When: As the Krylons attack <snip> The robot replied with a mechanical voice. "You...
Who: Doctor Alistair Withnail Where: Blue Dwarf Science Lab When: 6 – 8 Weeks delivery time after last post featuring him Alistair Withnail, Blue Dwarf's...
'Flipping the bird' Who: Andy, Kara Where: Starship Axolotl When: Following Emerald's post <Snip> After a few minutes of running she managed to reach the...
OOC - Hello everyone I have the job of letting the usual nutcases into the group. This time it's a character by the name of "Iggy van halen" an American who's...
OOC - This character seems to have the same name as his first and last name, I'm sure that's not confusing at all. This character sounds really interesting and...
Who: Justin Where: At the end of a rope/shape-shifter When: Just as Jay fell Justin dangled off the building, desperately gripping his shapeshifter friend who...
Who: Jay and Seymour Where: Mollopod planet, around (and in) a giant cesspool When: After Jay fell into said cesspool If Seymour were any less of a gentleman...
OOC - Hi everyone, I saw this in a weekly email newsletter I get from roleplayingtips.com and wanted to share it, it's a list of ideas for making your NPC's...
Who: Ambassador Seymour Niples Where: Mollopod Planet When: As Seymour needed the toilet Seymour was in an unfamiliar city, and worse, it was a city that was ...
Who: Chris Harris When: Now Where: JMC White Dwarf Chris Harris sat at the first officer's desk in the Drive Room of the JMC White Dwarf. Following the loss of...
Who: Justin Pancake Where: Mollopod brothel When: After he dropped in Justin looked around and he seemed to be in a parlour of several of the fattest...
Who: Seymour Where: Mollopod planet, outside the toilet When: After Seymour's big rush to the toilet <snip> Justin smiled at her. "Wow you look great! Now lets...
Who: Andy, Kara Where: Starship Axolotl When: 3 seconds after the previous post <Snip> The Janitor stared at the girl then down at the penguin. His eyes ...
<snip> "Good Evening miss. Where can I help you take your bags to?" asked a very well dressed man. She suddenly felt very underdressed, but nonetheless allowed...
Hi everyone! I want to welcome back Adam Thompson who seems to have had some speight of insanity from being away from the Blue Dwarf for too long, and has...
Who: Andy, Kara and ??? Where: Starship Axolotl <snip> Andy shook his head and sighed. "Okay, now. It's time for us to get the hell out of here. Can you think...
Who: Andy, Kara, Johnny Where: Starship Axolotl When: 2 seconds after the previous post <Snip> "He was a pilot on the Dwarf." Kara replied. "Maybe he can fly...
<snip> "Did you see Jennifer or not?" Seymour wasn't a violent man, but he felt like shaking this shapeshifter until he talked. But knew that he would probably...
<Snip> "Co-ordinates?" Johnny gave a short barking question. Andy was already ready for the question. "Co-ordinates are, ten point nine six degrees right,...