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Harris' Office
Just after the Operation Penny Lloyd announcement
Evil Kayn was asleep, muttering crazed Doom-esque pledges to destroy the tweenies, teletubbies, bob the builder and Thomas the Tank Engine
A very scared member of the crew ran into Harris' office. Harris saw that it was the person who ran on of the Video Arcades. The man was a wreck - tears were streaming down his cheeks, his eyes were bloodshot and his hair was in a worse state than Doom's.
"Whats the bloody problem!!!" Harris demanded
"My machines! Gone! Missing! Help! Police! Murder!"
"What went missing?" said Harris not showing any emotion whatsoever
"Three better than life suits"
Harris put down the file he was looking at and wondered just who was desperate enough to steal suits for BTL. Just then, Smegg and Stewie ran in with a very scared look on thier faces
"One of the Dimension Drives has gone missing!" shouted the chief engineer
"And about ninety video cameras!" Stewie added on
Harris was wondering what connection these all had - and solved it by seeing a crazed white blob fly past his window
"Kayn..." Harris, Stewie and Smegg said simultaniously
Kayn
The Valkyrie
Five minutes before
Kayn typed in three letters on the control pad in front of him and put the headset on. One of the scutters walked in and squeaked, showing that all the new hardware was in place. Eighty of the cameras were in place, Kayn was wearing one of the suits and the dimension drive was rigged up inside the ship.
Simply put, Kayn didn't want the Valkyrie to be a boring and normal flying ship. He wanted complete control. His nerves were rigged up to every engine, servo, wire, pedal, air conditioning pipe - EVERYTHING! He would be able to fly and see from every angle of the ship!
He was the Valkyrie - and he was going to have the time of his life.
He took off and began to fly into the distance
Next time on Blue Dwarf
Will Kayn ever come back?
What does he plan to do with the dimension drive?
How will the three victims of Kayn's thefts respond if/when he gets back
Will Penny Lloyd and the entire dead suicide squad be saved?
Did anyone download Onion's very nice Space Eagle Movie with the sandstorm track?
All this and more on Blue Dwarf - Adventures beyond good taste
Valkyrie Movie - 1% Complete
THE PLAN - Paused for the timebeing (NOT stopped, merely taking a rest)
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