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11:00 Hours
Blue Dwarf Engineering 'Vehicles' Wing
 
Kayn was wearing his lime green tuxedo from the funeral two hours before. He had just radioed out the message for everyone to get to the Engineering wing. In the space of two hours he had mistaken Johnson's favorite ice-cream for strawberry, swallowed a drink of vimto before remembering it was an aphrodisiac concoction and smashed his head whilst playing a game of chess with the skutters
 
He'd also opened his christmas presents a day early. He had a new Playstation 3 with Time Crisis Trilogy, and a new DVD Titanic movie which was roasting away on the fire in his quarters. He had a few christmas cards - one was from James Johnson and Jimmy Johnson (don't ask how the other Johnson wrote a christmas card in torture) which were both tinky-winky teletubbie cards (which joined the Titanic DVD). One was from Harris reminding him of the ammount of space corp directives he broke - particularily the 'caffene-breathaliser test' he had failed. The final one was from Steev, which was sent with a 'lucky' spanner.
 
He had one more present to open...and he smiled at the thought
 
11:30 Hours
Present at the meeting are
 - Commander Nipels
 - Captain Cannon
 - White Wolf
 - James Johnson
 - Steev
 - Jason Smegg
 - Harris
 - Efof
And anyone else that bothers to tag along
 
Nipels was growing impatient. He knew nobody else was going to turn up, and Kayn had been stalling for fifteen minutes. Cannon was still in the psychadelic hawaiian shirt and was snoring loudly. Finally, Kayn got onto the podium and coughed down the microphone
"Yeah, erm, thanks for coming here you lot. Especially on short notice like this..."
Harris shouted obsenities at Kayn, basically telling him to get on with it
 
"OK...without further ado....I am going to show you the new ship that will protect the Blue Dwarf in future missions. The K909 Valkyrie class fighter..."
 
Kayn cut the ribbon infront of him, which unveiled the Valkyrie.
 
The gathering were in stunned silence at the new white ship.
 
 
Have a Merry Christmas - I'm learning how to make an avi for the Valkyrie for the Blue Dwarf site...in the meantime enjoy the picture and it's specification!


Mon Dec 25, 2000 6:37 pm

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K909 Valkyrie Class Fighter

The Valkyrie was made after Sensor operator Kayn Bestrom decided that he needed
a new toy to fly after almost violating a space corps directive. After the
battles between the evil and peaceful Blue Dwarfs from parralel dimensions, Kayn
was able to salvage enough spare parts to peice together a new unique fighter.
The engines and electronics were 'borrowed' from a starbug. It took him only a
week to construct, but welding was definatly the hardest part of the job.

The Valkyrie has room for eleven people, with three piloting, navigating and
making coffee. The Valkyrie can also be used as a transport vessel, holding
eight people in the transport section of the ship. The people inside can be
dropped off with ease and at once from a height of five feet when the floor
opens up.

The Valkyrie was christened on the day of the funeral processions of the Suicide
Squad's final mission (where Penny Lloyd, Deathwish, Keirren Loes and Sam Young
all lost thier lives), and was devoted solely to making sure such incidences
never occured again. After this ship was checked and rechecked by Lt. Cmdr Smegg
it was fitted with two new weapons developed by Super Engineer.

Its armory consists of the six Gaussian Shotguns which were developed originally
for Starbug by Jason Smegg after the Black Nova attacked the Blue Dwarf. These
were customised (sawn-off) by Steev and were able to fire at a much wider range
than before and now explode on impact. The main weapon is the 'Lloyd
Lasercannon' mounted on the front of the ship which has been able to melt
tungsten and punch through ten inches of titanium. This weapon was named after
Private Penny 'Havoc' Lloyd who lost her life blowing up the evil Blue Dwarf.
This weapon was salvaged from the wreakage by Kayn after flying it for the first
time through the rubble of the exploded ship

Also fitted onto the Valkyrie is a cloaking mechanism which allows the ship to
make use of a stealth camouflage mechanism which removes it from sight and enemy
radar. It also plays a certain Richard Wagner classical peice when the fire
button is pressed rapidly...

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Lonewolf909
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Dec 25, 2000
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The ship looks great! Stewie ... _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at...
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Dec 26, 2000
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... Yeah... anyone else on here have Space Empires 4? LoneWolf and Onion could do a Red Dwarf shipset! (not likely) (now how did Kayn ever figure out how to...
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Where's the pik?# ... _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at...
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The picture of the Valkyrie, as well as its info is now on the website for all to see. Also this is a perfect opportunity to do another cheap plug for my...
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