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The Rescue Faceoff pt. 2   Message List  
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Kara looked up the giant snake that had her in it's clutches. For some reason though
part of her brain was registering all of this as pure insanity. But she didn't have time
to decide whether or not this was even happening cause a pounding was in the stars
either way. She tried to move but the large snake tightened it's grip. Thankfully it
wasn't exactly possible to crush a hologram but it sure did hurt like hell.

"I WILL MAKE SURE NONE OF YOU PUNY HUMANS LEAVE THIS PLANET!!!" Krag 2.0
hissed at her. Kara gritted her teeth as she struggled. The giant snake started to
swing her through the air. The rush made Kara quite queasy but that was stopped
when she was smacked into the side of a cliff wall.

"Oh-"
*CRACK*
"Smeg-"
*SMACK*
"ing-"
*WHAM*
"hell!"

The snake brought the now dazed Kara up to his face. Kara couldn't help but
laugh at the six snakes she was now seeing in front of her. "Hang on there.
Sit still. I can't hit any of ya if you're movin' around so much" She requested.
Krag 2.0 shook her around a bit snapping Kara out of her daze. Her patience
was beginning to wear thin. Too much time was being wasted on this bastard.

Then nearby one of small volcanoes erupted flinging a spur of burning rocks
into Krag 2.0's face. The snaked tossed her and Kara landed next to the small
carrier. She got up and smiled. Finally, a chance to grab some proper weaponry.
She rushed into the carrier and picked up a few grenades and a bazookoid. When
she got back outside Krag 2.0 was nowhere to be seen. Where the hell could
a giant snake/badger/whatever be hiding now?

"Come on out you little...er...big smegger! I got something' here for ya!" Kara
shouted as she started her way towards the factory. Suddenly she heard a loud
roar and something grabbed her and pulled her into the air. She looked up to find
herself face to face with a dragon. That small part of her mind that was rejecting
all of this started to laugh like a hyped up 12-year-old on caffeine drinks. The
dragon blasted Kara in the face with a torrent of flame.

"Agh! You little fu-" Another spout of flame blasted Kara in the face before she could
finish her swear. "HUMAN. YOU PROVIDE MUCH ENTERTAINMENT TO ME!!" Krag 2.0
laughed. Kara smiled at the dragon and laughed sarcastically. Arsewipe. Kara growled
in her head. Krag 2.0 prepared himself for another blast of flame but before he could
react Kara popped a grenade right into his mouth. "Score!" Kara smiled. But then she
realised her error. She looked down and noticed the ground was significantly far away.
Why do I always plan things badly like this? She thought to herself.

The grenade went off in Krag 2.0 resulting in a massive explosion sending Kara off towards
some random location in Massive Paintown. She closed her eyes and braced herself for
an impact. She felt herself hit a wall or something and pass through it before she
stopped with a hard thud on a metallic floor. She opened her eyes to find herself in
her original destination...the remains of the factory. She got up and looked around
happy that chance was definitley on her side today.

She walked over and looked out the hole she had made in the wall and she was
very high up. At least she would have the chance to sweep all the floors on the
way down. She wandered around looking for the way out and noticed she was
in some kind of massive control room of some sort. "Hmmmm." She said as she
inspected the area. "Oh well, might as well start my search." She said as turned
to the door.

*click*

"Eh?" She asked as she looked down discovering that when she was looking over
the panels one of her grenade pins had gotten stuck on there somehow. And now the
active grenade was stuck to her and she-

*Ka-Choom!*

The explosion went off right in Kara's face also in the same moment causing
the other grenades she was carrying to go off. Damned Space Corp issue
explosives. She smashed down onto the floor and sighed as the massive
fireworks went off around her. "Today is just not my day." She sighed.

<Yay! It's done!>


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