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Seymour - "TransMed Pharmaceuticals" part 5

OOC - Last one for now :-)

Who: Seymour
Where: Police Cell, Titan
When: After he was arrested

It took three full hours before the penises on Seymour's face and arms
dried up, then fell off like scabs.
He scratched at the final one until it fell to the floor, looking like
a dried up sultana. He had a moment of panic as he checked to make
sure the original hadn't flaked off as well. He was in luck.

A police officer came into Seymour's cell just as he pulled his
trousers back up.
"You're free to go. We need this cell for proper criminals."
Seymour uttered a bitter "Thank you" to the officer, but turned to him
before he left.
"So what about Jennifer and Alota?"
"What about them?" asked the police officer
"Well they have been abducted by an evil corporation!"
The officer sighed. "Well we did check, but there is no record of any
'Jennifer Bond' at the hospital, and no record of either of them even
showing up on this planet."
"What?"
"TransMed has no knowledge of them either. And I doubt they'd take
kindly to you calling them an 'evil corporation'. They make a lot of
medicines that cure people you know. My wife takes their headache
tablets, does that make her an evil sympathiser?"
"No." Seymour said, looking down. He changed the subject. "So you're
doing nothing to help me?"
"That's about it matey. As far as we're concerned, you're just another
lunatic calling for some people you made up."
"But I'm a Royal Ambassador! I work on the JMC Blue Dwarf."
"And there aren't a lot of lunatics on there?" The officer said
sarcastically. "As far as i hear, the whole ship's full of them."
Seymour squinted.
"Last news cast I heard there was some virus or something on board
that made people's dicks fall off and run around attacking people.
Heh, if that's not made up by lunatics, I don't know what is!"

Seymour pushed past the officer, realising he wasn't going to get any
help here.

He went back to the hospital and to the ward where Jenny had been. He
didn't expect her to have suddenly re-appeared, but he was convinced
he could find some clue to her disappearance.

Two nurses were preparing Jenny's room for the next patient. Seymour
entered and asked them if they remember when Jenny had been moved.

"Well she was here until the end of shift yesterday, I checked on her
just before I clocked off." Said the first nurse. She was fat and
middle-aged.
"Well she was gone by the start of my shift." Said the second nurse
who was tall and skinny.
"But that can't be." Said the fat one. "Because our shifts overlap by
an hour."
"Well she was definitely gone at the start of mine, I came up here
first thing."

Seymour scratched his head. "So what you're saying is... she was here
and also gone at the same time."
The nurses thought, and nodded.



OOC - Theres not much here for anyone to tag onto, but if anyone wants
to meet up with Seymour's character at this point, you are more than
welcome :-)




Sun May 11, 2008 5:55 pm

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