Who: Amber, Keto, Peter
Where: A New Hawiian Hotel Room
When: After the last post
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"We did NOT 'you know'!" exclaimed Keto, "I wouldn't bring myself to
touch either of you with a welding torch, let alone my own anatomy!
We came in here, we fell asleep, we awoke in hell. End of story!"

"Look shut up Keto, let's just be calm here" Peter looked around and
managed to find his boxer shorts. He reached for them and put them on
and climbed out from under the covers.

"I AM CALM!" yelled Keto. "Given the circumstances, I think I'm as
calm as a dead ocean on an airless planet with no tides! At night!
When it's frozen!"

"I agree with Keto." Amber said, slightly surprised that that
statement could ever be true. "There is no way on any planet ever I'd
let his 'cash and prizes' any where near me."

"Keto, do you keep protection on you?" Marwood quizzed the medic.

"What you on about flyboy?" he snapped back.

"You know, a rubber johnny. A condom".

"Call me unprepared, Mr Boy Scout," hissed Keto, "But I seldom find it
necessary to take contraception along on an away mission where our
main goal is to retrieve coconuts and where the company consists of
the three-year old daughter of my deputy medical officer, a misandric
women who believes she's a nurse, a recently-recovered amnesiac man,
Shakespeare and you. I may be organised and paranoid, but there are
some circumstances even *I* don't want to conceive of!"

He finished, breathed deeply, then twitched.

"AND NO THAT WAS NOT A PUN!" he yelled.

"That's a no then is it?" Peter cheekily spoke back, frustrating Keto
more. Amber's eyes lit up.

"Security cameras!" She yelled, surprising the two gentlemen in the
room. "It'll be on the security footage!" she exclaimed even louder,
pointing at the camera.

"Wonderful!" exclaimed Keto exasperatedly, "I can see it now! 'Come
to fantastic New Hawaii! Get drunk! Sleep with your coworkers
without memory of it! Accidentally make amateur pornography!'" The
three of them looked at each other, then back at the camera.

"Look," said Keto slowly, "I suggest that we either walk away now and
pretend this whole sordid mess never happened...or find that tape,
check what DID happen, burn it, and then walk away and pretend this
whole sordid mess never happened."

"For once, I agree with Keto" Marwood said, getting his clothes on.
"I'm going to go down to the security office and get that tape. If
they won't give it to me, I'll steal it" he said with a smile. He
pulled on his shirt. Amber pulled her long coat on, buttoned it up and
made a note to shower for a week at some point in the next hour. She
grabbed her gun.

"I'll kill the smeggers first if they don't." Amber growled. Amber
swept out of the room, followed by Peter and Keto, the latter of which
kicked the door angrily as he passed. It banged against the wall,
then swung shut again with a click. There was silence.

Then, suddenly, there was a groan.

With a thump and a clatter, the wardrobe door fell open, depositing
Shakespeare on the floor with a thud, covered in Amber's clothing. He
groaned again.

"Howst didst I end up hereth?" he asked himself quietly.


<To Be Continued.... Still>


OOC - The last three posts have been brought to you by Becca (Amber),
Grant (Peter) and Chris (Keto).