Ever feel like you never win anything? Do people give you spiteful
looks and turn their noses up at you every time you set foot inside
one of those hoity-toity social events? Are you and your animal-
shaped slipper collection constantly the butt of your friends' jokes?

Well, suffer no longer! Now, there is a place where you belong.
Presenting House of Paupers' First Annual Low Fashion Show! It's the
anti-fashion show where, for the first time in history, it's good to
look bad! And it's on a boat! Hosted by Paupers officer and self-
proclaimed dandy Xanator, and with a panel of totally lost and
completely hopeless judges, the Low Fashion Show will rate its
participants based on how absolutely abysmal their ensembles appear!
If you can bring yourself to wear it, we can bring ourselves to look
at you and maybe even reward you!

There will be prizes, refreshments, and plenty of terrifying imagery
to haunt your dreams forever. Think you can be the best of the bad?
Dust off all your rune-etched evening wear and join us aboard
Plando's houseboat--through the blue gate on the North Dock, just
past the uniformed doorkeeper at the eastern end of North Ring Road
on Feastday, the 26th of Olaesta at 8pm Elven time (Saturday, April
26th at 8pm Eastern time).

-House of Paupers-