Rob Mitchell

> Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2008 08:48:52 -0700
> Subject: Fwd: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
> From: robmtchl@...
> To: uscf-chess@googlegroups.com
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>
> Beautifully put Mr. 'Bot
>
>
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> From: help bot <nomorech...@...>
> Date: Aug 4, 5:31 pm
> Subject: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
> To: rec.games.chess.politics, rec.games.chess.misc, alt.chess
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> On Aug 4, 12:44 pm, SBD <DrD...@...> wrote:
>
> > On Aug 4, 7:22 am, samsloan <samhsl...@...> wrote:
>
> > > out of a sense of discretion and propriety.
>
> > What alternate universe did I stumble into?
>
>  There is not /one/ universe; there is a multi-verse.
>
>  There is not /one/ Sam Sloan; there are many.
>
>   Each time one of the many Sam Sloans is
> killed, that energy is divided amongst all the
> remaining Sam Sloans, and he thus becomes
> more and more powerful-- faster, stronger, and
> believe it or not, /smarter/ too.
>
>   Now, having killed off all but one of the many
> 'other Sam Sloans', there remains only two
> of them.  Once one of them kills the other,
> some theorize that the universe may explode,
> or implode... or perhaps, The One remaining
> Sam Sloan will become a kind of god (not
> unlike what he seems to /think/ he is already).
>
>   I say we worm-hole him to the Stygian
> Penile Colony (oops, I meant Penal Colony),
> there to remain for the rest of his glorious
> days, reigning supreme as The One among
> his own kind.  He could be allowed to take
> with him several issues of Chess Life-- the
> ones in which pictures of Susan Polgar
> appear.
>
>   -- the bot
>
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