So that's how the revolution was won.
From: admiralsinister <sinister@...>
To: Colonial_Gothic_Gazette@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, June 27, 2009 2:15:57 PM
Subject: [Colonial_Gothic_Gazette] Re: French and Indian War
I already have Washington as a time travelling wizard from an alien planet that uses psionic powers and has robot hookers.
I'm pretty sure we agreed to that last month.